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When I was a kid, I did not dream of being a video ho.  Especially not for propaganda use!  Dare I elaborate?  What the hell!  If I’m going to push the envelope, I might as well see how far I can go before getting reprimanded.

I was walking back to work with my one and only sane co-worker today, when a group of trainees stopped me to say jokingly, "Can I get your autograph?" I told them I had no idea what they were talking about.  The leader of the pack said in his southern drawl, "We saw y’all on tv today!  You were the star of the video!" Huh???  Then it dawned on me.  He was talking about the Rah-Rah video the company recorded earlier this year to document their prized Culture of Excellence dogma.  I mustered a fake laugh and said my goodbyes.  For a moment I wondered if I could get away with getting into my car and running them over like bowling pins.  Isn’t that what real celebrities do?  But, I put my gargantuan Michael Kors glasses back on (because we all know I am really a drag queen at heart!) and continued the trek uphill instead. 

This is just great.  I get to be the face those people remember three months from now, when they realize their commission-only job sucks ass and they finally get why insurance agents are not thought of fondly.  Business development, indeed!

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